Anything is possible...

Just moved to KC a couple of months ago, and I'm looking to meet some new people. Still finding things to do out here, but I'm catching on pretty quickly. I'm pretty laid back, but am serious when I need to be. I love to laugh and I'm constantly making jokes. I'm a pretty big smart-ass, so if you can't take a joke, get offended easily, or irritated quickly, please do not pass "Go", do not collect $200, and you don't have to go to jail, but you can't stay here. Ideally I'm looking for someone who can keep me on my toes, crack jokes, and hold any type of convo. Someone who knows what she wants, but has an open mind. Someone who doesn't have a weak stomach (because I'm learning how to cook), and can make the best out of any situation. If you read the above and are thinking to yourself "OMG he just described me!" then please send a message so we can get to know each other.