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Male
Never Married
Albuquerque, New Mexico
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In their own words

Looking for a funny friend.

I like to ride dirt bikes and choppers, but not too fast. I like to take it easy and ride real slow. I hate snowboarding, but love skiing. I want a woman who will make me happy all night long. I'm a man of action and not words, although I love to share my innermost feelings with my family and friends with a sense of humor. I also like to go to gay bars on occasion just to re-affirm my manlihood. Women who like to experiment and try very different things are who I'm looking for.

Appearance
Best Feature
Butt
Hair
White or Gray
Eyes
Brown
Physique
A few extra pounds
Height
5' 10"   (178 cm)
Family Roots
Guatemalan
Race
Hispanic/Latino
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Trying to Quit
Drinking
Regularly
Has Kids
I'll tell you later
Wants Kids
Maybe
Religion
Baha'i
Education
Master's Degree
Occupation
Sales Representative / Retail / Wholesale
Income
Over $100,000
Exercise
I'll tell you later
Politics
Very Liberal
What languages do you speak?
English, Spanish, Turkish, Urdu
Favorite Music
I'll tell you later, Dance / Electronica / House, Latin, Middle Eastern / Persian / Arabic, Rap / Hip-Hop, Religious
Favorites
Favorite Actors
Ben Affleck
Favorite Actresses
Paris Hilton
Favorite Artists
Jackson Pollack
Favorite Athletes
Tiger Woods
Favorite Bands
Run DMC
Favorite Action Movies
Rambo part 3
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
On the back of my chopper
Favorite Politicians
Barack Obama
Favorite Restaurants
Olive Garden
Favorite Sports
riding choppers, bowling, watching golf
Favorite TV Comedies
Home Improvement, Friends
Favorite TV News Sources
MSNBC, NPR, Pacifica News
Favorite Foods
Double Quarter Pounder with cheese
Interests
Acting
I like to act
Animals
I like cats
Art
I like to splatter paint on the wall
Barbecues
burnt meat is a turn-on for me
Bars
Drinking and talking is a good thing
Board Games
Naked Twister is a lot of fun for me.
Cars
I like small, slow cars and I like to take my time while driving
Circus
clowns scare me
Comedy
I used to be a comedian in my other life, but I just wasn't funny enough
Cooking
McDonalds cooks for me
Dancing
I used to break dance when I was 14, but saw no future in it so I gave it up. I line dance.
Dating
I date as much as possible
Dogs and Cats
I like cats
Food
lots of cheese and butter........ mmmmmm good!
Gambling
I like to gamble
Guns
Guns scare me
Medicine
I need ambien sometimes. I have trouble sleeping so I have to occupy myself with other things late at night.
Movies
The Rambo series is the best! Especially Rambo part 3. That's my favorite movie in the whole world.
Painting
I can splatter paint on my bedroom walls when I can't sleep.
Pets
I like cats
Snowboarding
I loath snowboarding! Those snowboarders think they own the whole ski slope. I just want to run them down sometimes.
Technology
I love my cell phone, in fact it's permanently attached to my head and fingers most of the time.
Tennis
I can play tennis
Personality
Adventurousness Very Cautious
Affectionateness Somewhat Doting
Trustingness Very Gullible
Confidence Somewhat Confident
Independence Very Independent
Mood Carefree, Chill
Romance Somewhat Romantic
Tolerance Unbending
Lifestyle
Dress Average
Energy Somewhat High
Go Party Always
Religion Large Part
Neatness Super Neat
Punctuality Always Early
Spending Average
Work Ethic Workaholic
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
A nice, long, slow ride on my chopper ending with a soft kiss in the New mexico Desert at sunset.
Describe your perfect weekend.
A slow ride to the East Coast on my chopper with my woman on the back.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, although I haven't experienced it....... yet.
How many kids would you like to have?
As many as my woman wants
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
I find all women attractive
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
Invisibility, so I could ride my chopper naked and nobody could see me.
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
To love the Harley Davidson motorcycle
What do your friends like about you most?
How slow I am to anger.
What do your friends tease you about the most?
My smile. When I smile, it sometimes looks like I'm mad at them. The girls think it's cute though.
What gets on your nerves?
Snowboarders and bullet bike riders. Bullet bike riders think they know everything about motorcycles and snowboarders think they own the slopes.
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
To touch each other a lot.
What turns you off?
People who ride bullet bikes really fast. It's very dangerous!
What turns you on?
Women and choppers cruising real slow.
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
Laying with my true love.
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