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Male
Divorced
Camp Verde, Arizona
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In their own words

The man of your dreams. Not!

I am looking for a woman who doesn`t like to go to work, hates to cook and loves to shop. If she happens to be princess charming that wouldn`t be bad either.

Appearance
Best Feature
I'll tell you later
Hair
Black
Eyes
Brown
Physique
Athletic
Height
5'  8"   (173 cm)
Family Roots
Iranian
Race
Middle Eastern
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Never
Has Kids
No
Wants Kids
No
Religion
Baha'i
Education
Some College
Occupation
Other
Income
$30,000 - $45,000
Exercise
Occasionally
Politics
Middle Of The Road
What languages do you speak?
English, Farsi / Persian
Favorite Music
I'll tell you later, Rock & Roll
Favorites
Favorite Actors
Moe, Shemp, Larry and Curly
Favorite Actresses
Mae West
Favorite Artists
con artists
Favorite Athletes
Mohammad Ali
Favorite Authors
Calvin Trillin, J.D. Salinger, Iraj Pezeshkzad
Favorite Bands
Foreigner, Jefferson Starship, The Rolling Stones, The Greg Kihn Band, Gary Numan, The Manhattans, and the list goes on
Favorite Hangouts
Barnes&Noble, the local library.
Favorite Books
Mashallah Khan Dar Bargah Haroon Alrasheed, Adab Mard Beh Ze Doulat Oost, The Cather In The Rye,
Favorite Cities
Yazd
Favorite Clothing Stores
The Goodwill, The Salvation Army, Seriously Speaking: The Gap
Favorite Colors
Green. The color of the dollar bill, if you must know.
Favorite Country
Iran
Favorite Drinks
Caffeinated ones
Favorite Fashion Designers
Any man who happens to be gay.
Favorite Fast Foods
Jack In The Box
Favorite Magazines
I prefer newspapers.
Favorite Comedies
Three`s Company, The Three Stooges, The Benny Hill Show, Comics Unleashed and that`s about it.
Favorite Dramas
My life is dramatic enough for me not to seek drama.
Favorite Horror Movies
Although they scare the hell out of me, they are for the birds.
Favorite Action Movies
None whatsoever. The outcome is always predictable- the good guy always wins- you call that writing.
Favorite News Anchor
Hate them all. Bunch of bags of hot air.
Favorite Night Clubs
I couldn`t dance to save my life. Consequently, none of them.
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
On the lips.
Favorite Plays
The comical ones
Favorite Politicians
Reza Pahlavi
Favorite Sports Teams
The one that`s putting on the best show.
Favorite Restaurants
Thai restaurants.
Favorite Songs At The Moment
Jane by Jefferson Starship
Favorite Sports
Archery
Favorite Stocks
Get a life.
Favorite TV Comedies
I can`t stand television.
Favorite TV Dramas
See above.
Favorite TV News Sources
prefer newspapers.
Favorite Foods
I don`t know about favorites. I do know that I refuse to eat octapuss. Sorry if I misspelled that word.
Favorite Styles Of Music
A little bit of every thing. No LL Cool J
Interests
Acting
If I want to act, all I have to do is remember my mother and I will the best actor in the world- she was good at crying on que.
Animals
Get the biggest kick out of all of them.
Antiques
You could say so.
Art
That`s a bit arbitrary.
Astrology
Hell no.
Astronomy
Yes
Barbecues
So long as it`s not red meat- high cholestrol
Bars
Those that serve Nearbeer.
Basketball
Here and there
Biology
Yes
Board Games
Thumbs down
Business Finance
Here and there.
Camping
I get the biggest kick out of the outdoors but I have to have a dog with me.
Card Games
No
Cars
Big time. Was a mechanic for ten years.
Children
Big time.
Circus
Yes
Comedy
Yes
Community Service
So long as the recepient(s) desereve it. Hate getting ripped off by undeserving people.
Cooking
Improving
Dancing
Honk
Dating
O si
Dogs and Cats
Cats are great hunters other than that, they are great for filling the cracks in the wall.
Drawing
Tried it once in my life
Electronics
That depends on what you are trying to accomplish
Exercise
Try to
Food
Like a pig
Football
Both american and international
Gambling
Hate it.
Gardening
A big yes
Guns
Prefer bows and arrows
Internet
Yes
Live Concerts
Yes
Math
Yes
Medicine
Very interesting
Movies
Prefer shows about nature and documentaries
Opera
Fa la la la la. It's not over until the fat lady sings.
Painting
Never tried it.
Pets
Strictly dogs.
Philosophy
It`s the essence of life.
Photography
I am just learning about it.
Politics
I trust Reza Pahlavi and whoever he trusts. Everyone else can take a long walk off a short pier.
Psychology
Who can avoid that s.o.b.?
Radio
Big time.
Reading
Big time.
Religion
If prostitution is the oldest profession in the world, religion is the oldest drug in the world.
Rugs
yes
Running
I have had two back surgeries and I carry around a plate and seven screws in my right hip. You tell me how I can run.
School
Big time.
Shopping
Yes.
Singing
I know I am terrible at it. But sometimes you have to convince me of that.
Sky Diving
Very carefully.
Snowboarding
I have been told it takes a really strong back which I don`t have. Otherwise it looks like a lot of fun.
Soccer
Can`t run.
Stock Market
What a crock.
Technology
Can`t avoid it nowadays.
Television
A good medium but look at how it`s abused.
Tennis
Very interesting to watch although I don`t know all of the rules.
Theater
Yes.
Traveling
Depends on where I am going.
Video Games
No
Walking
Yes
Writing
What little my futile brain affords me
Personality
Adventurousness Very Cautious
Affectionateness Very Doting
Trustingness Very Gullible
Confidence Average
Independence Average
Mood Average
Romance Average
Sociability Very Extroverted
Thought Process Average
Tolerance Average
Lifestyle
Dress Average
Energy Somewhat High
Go Party Sometimes
Religion Very Large Part
Neatness Super Neat
Punctuality Always Early
Spending Somewhat Thrifty
Work Ethic Driven
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
What ever my love would like to do. So long as it doesn`t involve getting high, hurting someone who doesn`t deserve to be hurt and physical danger.
Describe your perfect weekend.
Staying in bed all weekend long.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
It`s easier to fall in love than to stay in love.
How many kids would you like to have?
I already have one. Aqui no mas.
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
It`s very important but I am not the only one who says that.
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
Abolish human suffering.
What is the purpose of marriage?
Expanding the family.
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
Friendships are not by force, and marriage being the ultimate friendship, definitely isn`t by force. Also, that in divorce , the best of friends become the worst of enemies.
What do your friends like about you most?
My candor.
What do your friends tease you about the most?
Being too literal.
What gets on your nerves?
When I let myself down.
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Honesty. Of course.
What's the best age to get married?
Depends on what you are trying to get out of it.
What turns you off?
People who can`t control their anger.
What turns you on?
Fidelity.
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
Being the best that I can be.
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