Looking for the women who exists in my dreams

I'm a good time. People say I'm funny, strange, and ridiculous. Personally, I find the boring, normal and orderly people to be a little off. I'm big on people with a little eccentricity. I think its because 'the eccentric' aren't trying - that's just the way they are. I say a lot of things that people usually don't say. I can't help it. I don't choose them - they just come out. I went to university and got some degrees. It was vastly a good time and sometimes I wish I cared enough about education to go back. I decided that working with children in conflict with the law might be a good time. It is and it isn't. My big master plan is to write books that will become immediately popular and blow minds (brains everywhere). Then -- with all the money I'll have -- I'll get a hairless Egyptian Cat -- give him/her a stupid name like 'Spangle' and love it like no one else could (they're pretty ugly). I like to have fun. Drama is okay every once n' awhile, but I've never been a fan. I like to laugh, joke around, flirt, party and repeat. My friends seem to think I like renovating their houses, but this is not true. If you're the kind of person who likes having fun as opposed to crying all balled up in the corn