Keep your ego in the sack

I know you think you’re sexy and handsome, but if your profile features you shirtless, holding a wine glass, taking a bathroom mirror selfie, posing in a mermaid position by the pool, standing proudly behind your ego car, or holding your PhD or MD like a trophy—I probably won’t make you happy. Try harder to find the one :) I know you think you look younger than your age, that age is just a number, and that you “feel much younger.” Good for you. But that doesn’t necessarily sit well with me—wrinkle and thinning hair do not turn me on. If you’re even close to 53, please keep going. I know you may be suffering from chronic loneliness, stuck in a disconnected, boring, demanding, sexless marriage, and desperately craving some excitement. I sympathize. But no reasonably sane woman is dreaming of becoming the exciting side character in the messy situationship you call your life. Back off. I know life hasn’t always been fair to you, you’re divorced, “experienced,” you’re a devoted dad but Respectfully, that still doesn’t mean a woman like me wants to unpack all those suitcases with you. Keep scrolling! I think I’ve said enough about myself;)