Keep your ego in the sack

I know you think you’re sexy and handsome, but if your profile features you shirtless, holding a wine glass, taking a bathroom mirror selfie, posing in a mermaid position by the pool, standing proudly behind your ego car, or holding your PhD or MD like a trophy—I probably won’t make you happy. Try harder to find the one :) I know you think you look younger than your age, that age is just a number, and that you “feel much younger.” Good for you. But that doesn’t necessarily sit well with me—wrinkle and thinning hair do not turn me on and I am not a fan of big age gap. If you’re even close to 54, please kindly keep going I know you may be suffering from chronic loneliness, stuck in a disconnected, boring, demanding, sexless marriage, and desperately craving some excitement. I do sympathize. But no reasonably sane woman is dreaming of becoming the exciting side character in the messy situationship you call your life. Back off. I know life hasn’t always been fair to you, you’re divorced, but “experienced,” and you’re a devoted dad but Respectfully, that still doesn’t mean a woman like me wants to unpack all those suitcases with you. So, keep scrolling! I think I’ve said enough about myself;)