"To some, I am too short or too plump. Too dark or too argumentative. But enough about me. This is what I need from you! A husband and partner, somebody who is ambitious but not ruthless, confidence but not arrogant, and humble but not timid. Most of all, he is honest. I am on a mission to build a very successful life, and you must be ready to go with me. Only contact me if you want to get married. (No Friends!) Kindly include your most recent tax returns and medical records."